Nature of a Metaphor

I Wrote This For My English Class. Tell Me Whatcha Think?

“Nature of a Metaphor”

My life is that of a caterpillar crawling on the leaf. Waltzing from dew incrusted emeralds to the soft soil below. The outside is plain and unbearable to look at, with the plethora of legs inching me to my next destination. The daring dance from leaf to leaf, that I take ever so carefully. Knowing my path I continue cautiously never knowing what to expect. I’m looked on as weak by my fellow creatures they underestimate the internal being that I posses. I continue on my way ignoring the threats, glares, and insults knowing that one day they will all understand.

Then one brisk autumn day I’m not anywhere to be found. I am not on my usual milkweed leaves taking the typical morning commute. I’ve vanished. But then over head is a butterfly. You raise your eyes and gaze into the majestic wingspan with designs covering every inch that mesmerizes your mind, you’re speechless. The person you “thought” you knew was no more you finally comprehend what I’ve always known and seen about myself. Its then you realize who I truly was, a distorted carcass filled with a beautiful soul with thoughts, hopes, and dreams that will change the world.

Getta CLUE. I Hate Youuuuu

Best Insult EVA

1) Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

2) You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

3) Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

4) It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork

5) Dumbass

6) If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid

7) You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

8) Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

9) I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.

10) We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

Life Is Just A Craigslist Post...

Why Do People Get So Much Pleasure Out Of Ruining Other Peoples Happinesss And Try To Destroy Their Single Whimpy Attempt At Being Happpy?
It Sickens Me.

Theres No Excuse For It. NONE AT ALL.
You Want Attention?
Your Jealous?
You Were Raped As A Child?
You Want Revenge?

You Wanna Know The Truth.

Your JUST A CHILDISH Assshole Without A Life

So Stop Trying To Ruin My Attempt At Happyness For Once And Go Fuck Yourself
[Its Possible. GOOGLE It, Biotch](<-Sub Text)


Thank You

-Tyler Bows And Exits Stage Right-

Vagina Eating Monster

Dont Ask About The Title Im NOt Really Sure Either..

So I Have Bruxism And It Sucks Assss


Bruxism (from the Greek βρυγμός (brugmós), gnashing of teeth) is the grinding of the teeth, and is typically accompanied by the clenching of the jaw. It is an oral parafunctional activity that occurs in most humans at some time in their lives. In most people, bruxism is mild enough not to be a health problem.[1] While bruxism may be a diurnal or nocturnal activity,[2] it is bruxism during sleep which causes the majority of health issues, and can even occur during short naps. Bruxism is one of the most common sleep disorders.[3]


So I Have To Wear A Night Brace Now :[

Recap

I Havent Really Been On Here Bc My Life Was Slipping Away From Me For A Time.

But Im Back And Better Than Everrrrrr


So Ive Grown From All My Mistakes And Am Going To Blossom To Be A New And Better Tyler.

Taverna OPA!

This Week End Was A Blast!!!

Taverna Opa With Savvvvy,Kat,Bianca,Lizzie,Kicky,Keva,Kurt..[Alot Of Ks]







Kurt And Savvvy Fell Off The Tables And Kurt Proved That He Can Pop His Ass Better Than 98% Of Women

Fixing Yourself

Everyone Has Things That They Feel Are "Wrong" With Them But No One Ever Does Anything About It.

So ive Made A List Of Things I Dislike About Myself

-Too Trusting Of People
-Too Feminine
-Try Too Hard To Impress People Sometimes
-Giving People Equal Attention That They Deserve
-Facial Problems(Acne,Facial Hair,Thick Eyebrows)
-Lose Interest In Things Easily
-Addictive Personality
-Back Stabbing
-Bitchy[Overall]
-Two Faced

-To Be Continued-