Mind Of A Starving Artist[With Plenty Of Food]

Hell

2010-09-18T03:55:00.000-07:00

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle I Limbo

Hipsters
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

PETA Members
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Rednecks
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Republicans
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Nature of a Metaphor

2009-08-23T14:35:00.000-07:00

I Wrote This For My English Class. Tell Me Whatcha Think?

“Nature of a Metaphor”

My life is that of a caterpillar crawling on the leaf. Waltzing from dew incrusted emeralds to the soft soil below. The outside is plain and unbearable to look at, with the plethora of legs inching me to my next destination. The daring dance from leaf to leaf, that I take ever so carefully. Knowing my path I continue cautiously never knowing what to expect. I’m looked on as weak by my fellow creatures they underestimate the internal being that I posses. I continue on my way ignoring the threats, glares, and insults knowing that one day they will all understand.

Then one brisk autumn day I’m not anywhere to be found. I am not on my usual milkweed leaves taking the typical morning commute. I’ve vanished. But then over head is a butterfly. You raise your eyes and gaze into the majestic wingspan with designs covering every inch that mesmerizes your mind, you’re speechless. The person you “thought” you knew was no more you finally comprehend what I’ve always known and seen about myself. Its then you realize who I truly was, a distorted carcass filled with a beautiful soul with thoughts, hopes, and dreams that will change the world.

Getta CLUE. I Hate Youuuuu

2009-08-15T20:10:00.000-07:00

Best Insult EVA

1) Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

2) You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

3) Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

4) It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork

5) Dumbass

6) If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid

7) You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

8) Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

9) I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.

10) We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

Life Is Just A Craigslist Post...

2009-08-14T15:56:00.000-07:00

Why Do People Get So Much Pleasure Out Of Ruining Other Peoples Happinesss And Try To Destroy Their Single Whimpy Attempt At Being Happpy?
It Sickens Me.

Theres No Excuse For It. NONE AT ALL.
You Want Attention?
Your Jealous?
You Were Raped As A Child?
You Want Revenge?

You Wanna Know The Truth.

Your JUST A CHILDISH Assshole Without A Life

So Stop Trying To Ruin My Attempt At Happyness For Once And Go Fuck Yourself
[Its Possible. GOOGLE It, Biotch](<-Sub Text)

Thank You

-Tyler Bows And Exits Stage Right-

Vagina Eating Monster

2009-08-10T10:11:00.000-07:00

Dont Ask About The Title Im NOt Really Sure Either..

So I Have Bruxism And It Sucks Assss

Bruxism (from the Greek βρυγμός (brugmós), gnashing of teeth) is the grinding of the teeth, and is typically accompanied by the clenching of the jaw. It is an oral parafunctional activity that occurs in most humans at some time in their lives. In most people, bruxism is mild enough not to be a health problem.[1] While bruxism may be a diurnal or nocturnal activity,[2] it is bruxism during sleep which causes the majority of health issues, and can even occur during short naps. Bruxism is one of the most common sleep disorders.[3]

So I Have To Wear A Night Brace Now :[

Recap

2009-08-03T16:07:00.000-07:00

I Havent Really Been On Here Bc My Life Was Slipping Away From Me For A Time.

But Im Back And Better Than Everrrrrr

So Ive Grown From All My Mistakes And Am Going To Blossom To Be A New And Better Tyler.

Taverna OPA!

2009-06-08T16:50:00.001-07:00

This Week End Was A Blast!!!

Taverna Opa With Savvvvy,Kat,Bianca,Lizzie,Kicky,Keva,Kurt..[Alot Of Ks]

Kurt And Savvvy Fell Off The Tables And Kurt Proved That He Can Pop His Ass Better Than 98% Of Women

Fixing Yourself

2009-02-22T11:13:00.000-08:00

Everyone Has Things That They Feel Are "Wrong" With Them But No One Ever Does Anything About It.

So ive Made A List Of Things I Dislike About Myself

-Too Trusting Of People
-Too Feminine
-Try Too Hard To Impress People Sometimes
-Giving People Equal Attention That They Deserve
-Facial Problems(Acne,Facial Hair,Thick Eyebrows)
-Lose Interest In Things Easily
-Addictive Personality
-Back Stabbing
-Bitchy[Overall]
-Two Faced

-To Be Continued-

Drama Free Theatre?

2009-02-16T13:24:00.000-08:00

I Know As Theatre People (Myself Included) We Always Over Exaggerate Situations
But Why Do We All Stab Each Other In The Back.

The Theatre Department Is So Fake It Pisses ME Offff SO Much.
Just Because Someone Got A Lead Role Or The Part You Wanted
Isnt A Reason To Bitch People Out Or Start Rumors About That Person.
Also Just Because Someone Is Confident About Themselves Doesnt Mean You Have The Right To Tell Them All Their Flaws.

Most Of The Conflicts Are Fueled By Jealously

Why Cant We Just BE Happy For Each other Once In A While

We Are Family Not Mean Girls.

Confusion

2009-01-05T17:04:00.001-08:00

You Leave Me In This Haze.
Where I'm Blocked Out From The World
Like A Little Vial You Can Pull Off Of The Shelf.

Im Always There When You Need Me.
But What Happens When I Need Something.
Im Just Sitting There, Collecting Dust.

Maybe You Dont Relise It But This Process Requires Effort From Both Sides.
You Need Me.
I Need You.

But It Seem Like Im Only An Asprin To The Thousands Of Other Drugs You Have.
Im Not Just A Pill You Can Take When You Feel Like It.
Im Supposed To Special.

Things I Hate....

2009-01-04T11:53:00.000-08:00

I Started My List Of Things I Love So Why Not Have A List Of Things I Hate...
(To See My Listy Of Things I Love Click Here)

-The Sentance "We Need To Talk"
-People Who Live For Drugs
-Twilight
-Dead Hair(From Dying Too Much)
-Broken Nails
-Being Forced To Do Something
-Church
-Bible Studies
-Christianity In Gerneral
-Gnomes
-Broadaway Shows Closing
-Cockyness
-Cock-Blockers
-The Color Grey
-Eggplants And Brusselsprouts
-Cell Phones Dying
-Getting Brain Cancer From Cell Phones
-Florida
-People Who Use A LOT Of Chat Lingo
-l33t.
-Being Ignored
-Having No Internet
-Cleaning Bedrooms
-Broken Dance Shoes
-Tan Lines
-Make Up Lines
-Not Being Able To Coverup Hickeys
-Being Denied Friendship
-Getting Ditched
-Slow Walkers
-Slow Drivers
-Slow Ice Skaters
-SLOW PEOPLE IN GENERAL
-Being Talked To Like Your Stupid
-Emails
-Finding An Empty Food Box In The Kitchen
-George Bush
-College Applications
-Waiting For The Mail
-People Who Change For People
-Being At A Party Where You Dont Know Anyone
-People Chewing On Food In A REALLY Quiet Room
-Having Nothing To Eat/Drink
-Getting Late/No Responses To Text Messages
-Cooked Fish
-Eating Food And Chewing On A Piece Of Tin Foil/Fork
-Velcro Openning
-Being Used For Things
-Breakups
-Someone Leaving Without A Hug Or Saying Goodbye

-More To Come-

Teen Ghost

2008-11-27T16:20:00.000-08:00

I Wrote This About This Guy Who Since Writing This Ive Become A Lot Closer Too
^.^ <3

11/20/08

I pass you everyday watching you walk blankly to your next class.
You've always been there but you never got spotted.
Until that note.
The one note that was so simple but yet so honest...
So caring..
So...Real.
These feeling arn't of love.
They are merely interest.
The interest of who you really are and of where your going.
Its almost like a game for me.
Timing my exit perfectly so i can sneak a glimpse of you.
But you never notice.
You just walk your path step by step.

But one of these days.
That is going to change.
I'm going to stand in front of your path demanding your attention.
Screaming and jumping to try and catch your eye.
It won't do any good though you'll just walk right through me.
Its like I'm just a ghost in your high school life.

The Human Punching Bag

2008-11-22T08:00:00.000-08:00

11/21/08

I'm the human punching bag.
Everyone throws their emotion into me.
The constant beating hurts and brings me down.
But I don't have to show it. I hide it.
I hide behind my mask so I dont bring you down.
I hide so I don't have to show you how I feel.
I want to scream,shout,and cry but I don't.
I deal with emotion by myself.
I don't need to do it in front of others.
I just dance it off. I dance to escape.
Without this I'd be just like you.
Another fool presenting their emotions for everyone else.
I hide.
I dance.
I escape.
So I don't end up like you.

How It Is To Be Me

2008-11-19T13:38:00.000-08:00

I Wrote This Monologue My Freshman Year. Its Had To Be About A Personal Experience And This Is What Was Going On Around That Time.

04/04/08

Do you know how it is to be sitting alone in your room, just waiting to hear those footsteps? The shuffle of a sick twisted bastard that is your brother? You just sit in the darkness waiting, knowing that it will happen again just like it does every other night. For ten years I went through that, and you have the nerve to tell this court that it was a mutual act? How dare you suggest that a five year old was just longing to be raped, that he was just longing for his innocence to be stolen from him. Ten years ago I was in this exact same court room pleading for help. But no one came to rescue me. And now at age 15, ten years later your finally doing something about it. But your not doing enough. I'm still waiting here for justice. While your laying in your bed tonight. I want you to just remember one thing. I can't go to my house and I don't get to see my mother. And as soon as hes off the streets. I am going to fight to get my innocence back.

-Tyler Unfer

Open Heart Surgery

2008-11-18T16:06:00.000-08:00

I Wrote This During Science Its Not That Good But It Made Me Feel Better ^.^

My heart can't take this,
these memories that haunt me.
Dreams I dreamt,
you shattered

Your not needed here,
to pick up the pieces.
I have my own needle and thread,
to sew up my heart.

The process will take time,
the pain will increase.
But my friends are here,
and they brought me tape.

^_^

Plastic Barbies...

2008-11-05T16:47:00.000-08:00

Everyone Notices The Increase In Boob Jobs, Lypo Suction, And Face Lifts. BUT WHY?!?!?!

Its Because Everyone Is Afraid Of Their Own Imperfections.
And Because The Modeling World And Society Deems That You Need To Be Perfect.

But Honestly I Think Little Imperfections Make Someone Hotter 10 Fold Than Any Plastic Pair Of Boobs. I Mean Yes, Somethings Do Require The Use Of Plastic Surgery Like Burns,Scars,Etc. But Only In Extreme Cases. I Try To Embrace My Flaws To The Best Of My Ability. But Im Not Going To Change Myself TO Impress Someone Else.

Because If We Do... We Will All Be A Giant Toy Box Of Kens And Barbies. And Thats No Fun.

Translation For You NON-German Speakers

2008-10-27T18:06:00.000-07:00

I think of you,
when I see the sun's shimmer
Gleaming from the sea.
I think of you,
when the moon's glimmer
Is reflected in the springs.

I see you,
when on the distant road
The dust rises,
In deep night,
when on the narrow bridge
The traveler trembles.

I hear you,
when with a dull roar
The wave surges.
In the quiet grove I often go to listen
When all is silent.

I am with you,
however far away you may be,
You are next to me!
The sun is setting,
soon the stars will shine upon me.
If only you were here!

Love

2008-10-27T18:02:00.000-07:00

Ich denke dein,
wenn mir der Sonne schimmer
Vom Meere strahlt;
Ich denke dein,
wenn sich des Mondes Flimmer
In Quellen malt.

Ich sehe dich,
wenn auf dem fernen Wege
Der Staub sich hebt,
In tiefer Nacht,
wenn auf dem schmalen Stege
Der Wandrer bebt.

Ich höre dich,
wenn dort mit dumpfem Rauschen
Die Welle steigt.
Im stillen Haine geh' ich oft zu lauschen,
Wenn alles schweigt.

Ich bin bei dir,
du seist auch noch so ferne,
Du bist mir nah!
Die Sonne sinkt,
bald leuchten mir die Sterne.
O wärst du da!

Things I Love.....

2008-10-22T15:40:00.000-07:00

Just A List Of Things That I LOVE....
(To See The List Of Things I Hate Click Here)

-When You Smile
-Caffeine Shot FIlled Lunches With My Best Friends
-Giggling Like Morons Untill Are Stomach Hurts
-Being With The "Hair Dye Crew"
-Dancing In The Halls
-Saying Things In Foreign Languages And Laughing Because No One Knows What You Just Said
-Bursting Into Showtunes For No Reason At All.
-The Way You Get A Ear To Ear Grin When Handed Coffee(No Foam,No Whip White Mocca)
-Relating EVERYTHING To A Penis Or Vagina
-Laying Down And Talking About Life
-Trying To Talk With Food In My Mouth And You Guys Looking At Me And Making Mummbling Sounds
-Interp Dance
-Milkshakes
-Boys In Pointshoes
-Getting Text Messages
-Reading Cheesy Love Letters
-Broadway
-Obnoxious Screamo Music
-Taco Bell
-Pretending To Do Something
-Making Up Fairy Tales
-NEOPETS
-Meeting New People
-AIM Conversations
-Talking On The Phone For HOURS
-Sitting On The Beach
-Small Dogs
-Sugar Gliders
-Animals(Pets) In Gerneral
-Rats Exploding From Drinking Soda(They Cant Burp) :D

-More To Come-

-To Be Continued-

BAD WORDS! Go To JAIL! DO Not Pass Go Do Not Collect $200

2008-10-21T18:18:00.000-07:00

WHAT IN THIS FUCKIN DAMN WORLD IS ALL THIS BITCHING GOING ON ABOUT THE SHIT FACE FUCKERS WHO USE PROFANITY!

Saying Half Of Those Words Is "Bad"

SO These "Bad" Words Are Not To Be Spoken
But Why?! As A Child We Always Ask Why And Get The Response Because It Just Is.

The Only Reason Cursing Is Not Aloud Is Because Society Deems It Wrong.
Thats Why Depending On Who The "Society" Is You Can Curse Or Not.
But Honestly Why Are These Words BAD!? Because Slang Has Turned These Once Innocent Words "Bad".

Here Is The Original Definitons Of Some Of The Common "Bad" Words

Shit- (Skítur)Icelandic, Meaning When Cattle Had Diarrhea.
Ass- Arse(Old English) Butt Of Animal
Cunt- Kott(German) Bad Smell; Body Oder
Bitch- Female Dog

SO These Bad Words Should Be Set Free To Live Normal Wordy Lives. ^.^

The Debate.

2008-10-16T03:55:00.001-07:00

I've Never Watched A More Entertaining Show In My LIFE!
OMG!
1st Off Obama Was Such A Good Speaker(Like Always)
But Did Anyone Else Notice That McCain Would NEVER Answer The Question Or He'd Beat Around The Bush

AND Who The FUCK Is Joe The Plumber!!!!!!???!?!?!??!?!
Hahah
Whoever He Is I Love HIM<3

But Sarah Palin... V_V

CheeBurger CheeBurger

2008-10-08T20:16:00.001-07:00

Me And Lela Are On A Mission To Try All 96 Different Milkshake Flavors At Cheeburger Cheeburger. ^_^
The Manager Knows Us As The "Milkshake People" <3
We've Tried 17% Of Them So Far We Have This List That We Highlight Once We Tried It And Then We Rate Is A Heart(AMAZING) Squiggle(Its Ok) Or An X(Terrible)
YAYAYYAY

Ps I Also Gauged my Ears Again Now Im At A 4 ^_^

Theatre-"Working From The Inside Out"

2008-10-07T15:21:00.000-07:00

So I've Been Working On This Monologue From The Play G.B.S

About THis Guy Who's Father Is Dying Of GBS Syndrome
In This Monologue My Character Is Close To A Mental Break Down And Then Finally Snaps
So For About 2 Weeks I've Worked With It(Beats,Sub Text,Objectives,Tactics,And Obstacles)
And I Hadn't Developed A "Feel" Or Attachment To The Piece.
While Working With My Partner(Who Didn't Really Help Me At All Like He Should Have)
I Kinda B.S.ed All Of The Emotion Instead Of Feeling It.
So Today We Got TO Work With Are Instructor Dennis Sims.
And He Said That I Was A "Natural Actor" And My Blocking Was Perfect And Flowed Great
But My Emotion Was FAKE And He Wasn't Moved(Which I Knew He Wouldn't Be)
So He Gave Me This Method To Try.
He Put A Chair In The Middle Of The Stage And Ask Me To Say My Monologue While Pacing Around IN A Circle Around This Chair.
And As My Monologue Progressed To Increase My Anger Untill I Got To The Line I Thought Was The Most Powerful Or Me The Characters Breaking Point And At That Point I Had To Pick Up The Chair And Throw It As Hard As I Could Against The Wall.
As Crazy As THat Sounds. It Worked
The Moment I Threw That Chair I Burst Into Tears,Turned Bright Red, My Temples Were Hurting, And I Was Out Of Breath.
The "True" Emotion I Brought Out Shocked Me And Scared A Few Of The Other Students.
I Have NEVER Done Better Work Than That In My LIFE

For The Record I Bent The Chair Leg And I Chipped A Piece Off The Wooden Door.
I Guess I Left My Mark HAHAHAHAHA ^_^

Driving With A Squid Hat.

2008-10-05T17:07:00.000-07:00

So Me And My Mom Were Driving To Publix.
Me Being The Driver Had Control Over The Music
So Of Course I Played Music My Mom Would TOTTALY Hate.
But She Was Actually Enjoying Most Of THe Songs.
Which Was Like REALLY Cool.
Anyway I Was Driving My Moms Car Which Im Not Used To And I Tried To TUrn my Turn Signal On.
But Instead Of That I Turned The Brights On.
This Pattern Of Brights,No Lights,Right/Left Turn Signal ,Emergency Lights Happened About 20 Times(The Poor Person Behind Me Probally Thought I Was Crazy Or Had Turrets So I Just Turned Them All Off.
But Anyway I Was Wearing My Squid Hat That I Got At Chibi Pa

And We Arrived At Publix And My Mom Said
"I Am NOT Going To Walk Around With You Wearing That"
But Of Course I Didnt Take It Off
SO We Walked Around And It Seemed Like EVERYONE Was Telling Me They Loved My Hat.
Which Secretly Pissed Off My Mom. Hahahha
Well I Gotta Go Call Brett Back.<3

Change.

2008-10-05T15:04:00.000-07:00

This Word Scares Me Yet I Embrace It So Much.

I Guess I'm Just Afraid Of Change That Im Not Causing Or Trying To Create.

Like Unpredictable Change.

Thinks Have Just Been Buzzing Through My Head And Those Thoughts Scare Me.

"When I Get Older How Many Of My Friends Am I Never Going To Speak To/See Ever Again.?"

"Will I Just Be Alone My Whole Life?Pursuing People Who Arn't Interested In?"

"Will I Always Be Stepped On? When Can I Be IN Charge For Once?

People Always Say I Seem Like The Luckiest And Happiest Person In The World.

But Thats Just My Mask.

Everything Is Just Hidden Behind It.

Almost Like The Phantom.

If You See The Man Behind The Mask Ill Have TO Discard Of You.

I Want To Be Open And I Seriously Try But My Past Tries To Creep Back No Matter How Much I Try And Stop It.

I Shall Leave You With The ONE Quote That Keeps My Past Away.

There Is No Future. There Is No Past. Thank God This Moments Not The Last...

No Day But Today.

-"RENT"By Jonathan Larson

Chibi Pa

2008-10-05T08:57:00.000-07:00

So Last Weekend Was Chibi pa(Anime Convention)

And Me And Lela Dressed Up As Team Rocket For The First Day And Placed In The Costume Contest ^_^.

(Its Made Out Of Fake Leather And Was Extremely HOTTT)

And The 2nd Day We Dressed Up As Gothic Victorian Lolita And Aristocratic.

But Thats Besides The Point We Meet Some AMAZING People Like "Flame Girl" And "BlondeHairWhatsHisFace" Who Turned Out To Be Angel And Brett(Who Is So HOTTTTTTT). Ive Started Developing A Crush On Brett But Im Not Sure If He Feels The Same Way.

When I Asked Him He Said "Idk Sure Why Not" Which Gives Me MAJOR Mixed Signals.

We Talk Almost Everyday But I Guess It Really Doesnt Mean Anything.

But Yeah.

So The Next Cons Are EXP Con, Anime Supercon, Mizu Con, Jani Con, Tri County Con, Megacon,Supercon,and Metrocon.

Which Im Trying My Hardest To Go To All Of Them.

But With Are Economy Thats NOT Happeneing V_V.

Cosplaying..

2008-09-10T15:51:00.000-07:00

I Have NO Idea On What To Do For The Second Day Of Chibi Pa(Anime Con) >_

Two ADD Children + Seaweed + Swingsets =

2008-09-01T06:54:00.000-07:00

I Belive Everyone Has A Certain Friend For A Certain Purpose.

I Don't Mean Like You Use One For Money Or Shit Like That.

But Like You Sorta Know What To Do Or What To Talk About Around Certain Friends.

You Have All Your Friends Because They Click With You Someway.

But That One Person Probably Wont Click With EVERY Part Of You.

Thats Why One Has More Than One Friend.

Some Of My Friends:

Arrikka- Honest. How We Click= Foreign Language.

Savvvvvyyyy- Talented. How We Click= Musical Theatre.

Lela- Spontaneous. How We Click= We Do Things That No One Ever Will With Us.

Like Yesterday Me And Lela

-Slurped Ramon

-Ate Seaweed

-Played On Childrens Playground

-Glued Are Hands Together And To A Desk

-Played A Board Game WHILE Are Hands Were Still Glued(Played With Are Feet)

-Went Fishing IN The Toilet With Salad Tongs(To Get My Ring)

-Scared Her Cat By Talking To It About A Carnival Game Called "Pull The Kitty"

-Played Dress Up And Took Pictures Around The Neighborhood

-And Like ALWAYS Laugh Uncontrollably About NOTHING

-Jasper Scott

That Not The WORST that COULD Happen

2008-08-30T14:13:00.000-07:00

Why does everyone always think that the "worst" thing that COULD happen is GOING to happen.

Honestly its not just once or twice but nearly 99% of the time people expect the worst.

Like Arrikka for instance.

I wrote a list of 10 things i'd never say to anyone but would like too.

Everyone knew that they were ont he list but they didnt know what number they were.

And I wasnt going to tell them[That would ruin the entire purpose]

But back to the story.

Arrikka was freaking out and she basically thought I wrote that I hated her.

Well make a long story short she wrote a list and told me what number I was.

It read "9. Who do you think your fooling? Us or yourself?"

Once I read that my heart broke.

Arrikka is one of my best friends and hearing that almost made me cry.

It totally ruined the rest of my day.[Which I don't think she relises]

But whatever.

I told her what her thing said and she apologized and shit.

But was she really sorry or is that TRUTHFULLY how she feels.

I'll never know.

♥Jasper Scott

P.S.- Her's Read "6- Your Talent Makes Me Jealous"